I'm just saving all my texts on here because my friends are so hilar, that I don't have enough room on my phone.
Me n ma bf broke ^ ova food envy
Facebook but whatever HAHAHA OKAY MOM
Her friends love to know about my life and all follow me on twitter HAHAHAHA
Omg herb the elf’s tiny photo album
My brothers automatic signature wtf HAHAHAH
What is wrong with my mom
My BOSS HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK I LOVE HER cool drunk texts
This is not how you’re supposed to pick up girls HAHAHAA
Omg MY MOM HAHAHAHAA SHE’S USING MY LANGUAGE
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Eerboday luvz tha shurt yew mayd mii b.t.dubs
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Andy- May 4th omfg the shirt I made him holy piss